PAPER BETA β€” NOW TAKING SIGNUPS

THE COOKOUT

A live multiplayer trading arena where every match is a real token. Fair batch-auction opens. One clearing price for everyone. Rug or graduate in minutes β€” Twitch meets a trading terminal.

No deposits. No downloads. A wallet address is your whole identity.

A full launch. Every few minutes.

Rounds run minutes, not weeks. Exposure is bounded, exits are guaranteed, and the open is provably fair.

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Pull Up

A new token drops on the match calendar every few minutes. Hit the lobby, size up the crowd, make your Moon-or-Rug call.

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Fair Open

No sniping, no gas wars. Buy intents queue until a fixed close, then everyone settles at ONE clearing price β€” oversubscribed rounds fill pro-rata. Every settlement is auditable.

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Trade Live

Real trades, 1-second candles, kill feed, whales, and a chat losing its mind. Ride it, scalp it, or diamond-hand to the bell.

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Graduate or Burn

Hit the bonding targets and the token graduates β€” an Arena Alumni that keeps trading. Fall short and everyone exits at one fair redemption price. Get rugged and… well, that's the game.

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The house only earns fees

Every pETH a player loses, another player won. We never touch principal β€” the fee schedule is published per round.

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Auditable by anyone

Every auction settlement ships with a hash you can recompute from public intents using our open-source math.

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No pay-to-win. Ever.

XP, levels, missions, cosmetics β€” all earned by playing. Nothing that affects gameplay is for sale.

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Template-only launches

Creators supply a name, art, and supply. No creator mint, pause, or blacklist functions exist.

Get on the whitelist

Drop your wallet address and we'll whitelist it for the paper beta β€” simulated balances, real competition, zero risk. Beta windows announced on X.

We store only the address you submit β€” sign-in later proves you own it.

The Cookout Β· paper beta β€” simulated balances, no real funds at risk Β· the house only ever earns fees Β· docs